we've got our guns and horses

May 23, 2012 10:01 pm

meguroco:

have you ever disliked something or someone so much that whenever you see it/them in any manifestation that you began to seethe with anger and heat begins to produce throughout your entire body replacing the circulation of your blood with magma hot enough to fuel the fires of hell

(via moraniarty)

May 22, 2012 7:12 pm May 20, 2012 6:06 pm
http://tardis-impala.tumblr.com/post/23436100414/thorhead-thorhead-i-wonder-if-the-young

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

  1. I can see them
  2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
  3. they are really bad singers and
  4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

5:30 pm

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

(via chazzam)

May 18, 2012 7:12 pm

prairielullaby:

are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations

(via thefallofgallifrey)

May 17, 2012 3:47 pm 3:38 pm May 15, 2012 8:28 am

blueeyesbaddragon:

jadeita:

lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le* 

the entire country of france

(via moraniarty)

May 14, 2012 8:46 pm
dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

(via sexlock)

7:58 pm

I can’t make this shit up, y’all. I just can’t.

friedlicheblume:

conjuringseed:

revolutionofconsciousness:

farahjoon:

mom: “what are you doing?”
me: “I’m on tumblr.”
mom: “the feminist cat website?”

the feminist cat website.

the feminist cat website

the feminist cat website

(via moraniarty)